Urgent !

I would be very thankfull to any man or woman who might have any information to share concerning the mysterious "Knee Pit Thing".
Is it true that it is connected to the nerves of the ...uuh ... the umm... p- p- p- Poughkeepsie !
Is it true that it can give a woman pleasure ?
Does it work ?
How does it work ?
If anyone is an expert, I would gracefully beg him (or her) to contact me and offer a demonstration.
Seriously.